When a couple divorces they often go through the process of dividing up all their assets. You will have to face the conflict on how to split up all of the joint assets that have accumulated over the course of a marriage.
But this man in Germany has decided to split all of his belongings to give his ex-wife. Indeed, literally split up all of their belongings into half.
After a divorce court ruling, this German man appears to have Following his divorce agreement, the disgruntled ex-husband, who goes by the name Der Juli online, posted a video to YouTube showcasing him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex-wife. With the translated description “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years, Laura! You’ve really earned half,” which he did to teach his cheating ex-wife a lesson surely she will never forget.
Well, the witty ex-husband man is clearly experienced with the power tools as he neatly cut all their possessions into half including a teddy bear, a couch, an iPhone, a laptop, a TV, a chair, and even their car.
But if you’re wondering what happened to their halved stuff, he ended up selling everything on the eBay online auction site and even added some hilarious descriptions for each item.
On his eBay page, you will read one of the descriptions translated as: “From my half, I must now separate, fond memories you cannot remove.”
Each item has a bitter but funny write-up:
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing.”
“The radical ‘conversion’ was more or less an idea of my ex-wife.”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations and the front brake engages perfectly.”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”
“The chairs are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on the half-an-ass cheek.”
“Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.”
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet.”
“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half.”
“I generously left her half of everything, even my beloved mobile phone. That way she can no longer secretly send WhatsApp heart to a younger colleague. She doesn’t need it anyway as she lives with one now.”